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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Gotta pick the lock to drag me away from you.

    I passed the reins down in Africa.

    As sure as Kilamanjaro rises like an Empiress above the Syrian heat.

    Artist: Toto
    Song: Africa
    Real Lyric: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you...I blessed the rains down in Africa...As sure as Kilamanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti...

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    I really butchered the HECK out of this song! I realized it when I came to this website to see how others had misheard it and saw the real lyrics!

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