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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Got rhythm I can't miss a beat
    Got new skank it's so reet
    Got something I'm wanking myself
    Gonna make you, make you, make you notice

    Artist: Pretenders
    Real Lyric: Got rhythm I can't miss a beat Got new skank it's so reet Got something I'm winking at you Gonna make you, make you, make you notice



    The story:

    Not thinking at work (as usual), the radio was on, Brass in Pocket was playing, singing along minding my own business, using what I thought to be the right lyrics and a matte overheard me and pissed himself laughing. He admitted he was never sure what the lyrics were for that line. So we both ended up looking for the real words on the internet. This happened about four years ago.

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