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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Got my first real sex dream,
    I was 5 at the time.
    Played it till my fingers bled.
    It was the summer of 69.

    Artist: Bryan Adams
    Real Lyric: Got my first real six string, bought it at the five-and-dime.Played it till my fingers bled. It was the summer of 69.

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    I'm laughing so heard the tears are streaming down my face and I don't laugh easily.

    Nov 01, 2016 2:24 am

    :-O it really matches =)))) amazing summer of 69 also :D

    solitaryqueen Jan 22, 2015 12:13 pm

    Ha ha - I'll never be able to listen with a straight face again!

    Beehappy Aug 03, 2014 9:00 am

    To DXMarx: Bryan Adams has said that the phrase "Summer of 69" does in fact really refer to the sex act, and not the year 1969, although the co-author of the song (Jim Vallance) disagrees (according to Wikipedia),

    bxdanny Jul 28, 2012 1:48 pm

    im just wondering how much playing was involved...:P

    alikat Jul 30, 2011 12:25 am

    Sounds great lol. Gives a new meaning of Summer of "69"

    DXMarx Feb 28, 2011 3:41 am

    I heard it like that too - I'm glad I'm not the only one!

    sjmanfa Jul 19, 2010 5:06 pm

    That is funny as hell, I could write a parody based around those lyrics!!! can fuck off!!!

    Lord_Schitz Jul 11, 2010 2:54 pm

    No way you thought that! Stop making things up just to be nasty! (obviously was made up since it was anonymous)

    hattrick Aug 29, 2009 12:50 am

    i heard it the same way too!! :o)

    starlight Aug 22, 2009 8:48 am

    LMAO I just listened to the song and it DOES sound like that XD

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    Kasianut87 May 14, 2009 2:46 pm

    Funny, nasty, but funny. I laughed so loud my co-workers thought I was crazy.

    JMonkey Apr 20, 2009 11:08 am

    I literally fell out of my chair because I was laughing so hard!

    Bulkdarthdan Jan 10, 2009 7:38 pm


    lacemychucks527 Oct 06, 2008 3:16 pm

    I've seen it that way on now that comes up everytime I hear that song!LMFAO!!

    Danielle Aug 19, 2008 9:56 pm

    If Freud were still alive, there would certainly be a whole new thread of psychoanalysis for us.

    BoeZoe Jul 25, 2008 1:49 pm

    I understood (and still do) it that way, too and always wondered wjy a man like Bryan Adams should sing such lyrics

    ausversehnsucht May 05, 2008 10:42 am

    That one made me laugh until it hurt - absolutely fantastic!!!

    Squiddly May 01, 2008 11:33 am