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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Got my first real sex dream, boy it was fine at the time.
    Played it till my thing went red.


    Artist: Bryan Adams
    Real Lyric: Got my first real six string, bought it at the five-and-dime.Played it till my fingers bled.



    The story:

    I had thought it was like this for about 5 years. Then it slowly dawned on me that the lyrics were a bit too saucy for Bryan Adams, and i asked a friend what the real lyrics were.

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