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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Got candy in my hands tonight baby.

    Artist: Jamiroquai
    Song: Canned Heat
    Real Lyric: Got canned heat in my heels tonight baby.

    The story:

    My boyfriend and I were watching Napoleon Dynamite in the
    scene where he dances (to canned heat). He said 'I've got the
    soundtrack.' So we ended up listening to it a lot. I was saying
    hey let's listen to that candy in my hands song.' Followed by
    confused silence. I kept trying to tell him the song and got
    irritated because he was acting like he'd never heard it before.
    To this day we still call it candy in my hands.

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