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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

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    Song: Sarah

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    Goodbye to my woman

    Artist: Woody Guthrie
    Real Lyric: Goodbye to my Juan

    The story:

    I saw someone quoting the lyrics on a forum, and I thought "my Juan" sounded so lame. But just to be sure, I did a search for the actual lyrics, and sure enough, he was right and I was wrong.

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    I heard this particular line as "Farewell to my one", which I had no quibbles about, but in a later line I heard "Hey Susie, Maria" and I did wonder why the obviously non-Spanish Susie was making her appearance.

    Curlytop Nov 06, 2010 1:58 pm