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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Goodbye 1989
    I wanna be the one in control
    Rock my white shoes one more time
    The next big thing for five years: Rodney!
    It's not your turn
    It's not your turn yet
    Back off you little ***ts
    Gnawing Emma Bits
    I see they eat you by t

    Song: 1989
    Real Lyric: Goodbye 1989I wanna be the one in controlRock my white shoes, polo tieThe next big thing for five years runningIt's not your turnIt's not your turn yetBack off you little ***tsGnawing at my fistsI see they breed you by the boatloadBack off you little whoresGet 'em on all foursAnd let me beat you to the f**king punch bowl

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    It wasn't really that embarrassing. I was confused, so I looked up the lyrics.

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