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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Good day to be Al Unser, good day to be in line, ahead.

    Artist: Metallica
    Real Lyric: Good day to be alive, sir. Good day to be alive, he said.

    The story:

    My ex boyfriend, a die hard Metallica fan, was belting out the song in the truck one day. When he sang this part I
    started to hysterically laugh at him and tell him the correct lyrics. He proceeded to tell me I was wrong and that James Hetfield is a huge car fan and he loves racing (true), and that
    Al Unser is a legend (also true) so the band wrote him into the song (not true). Finally, I had to go online to look up the lyrics and prove him wrong...he must have turned 5 shades
    of red with embarrasment.

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