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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Gonna take my life to drag me away from you, there's nothing that a hundred men from Mars could ever do.

    Artist: Toto
    Song: Africa
    Real Lyric: It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from youThere's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do

    The story:

    The first part made sense. . .someone might have to kill him to separate him from his love, but I could never figure out the Martians. One day I heard a really great a capella group doing it. As trained singers they could enunciate. I laughed and told me friend who said he'd always heard it the same way too. The correct lyrics are kind of lame. It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you? How much is a lot?

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