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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    gonna suck on your tittie

    Artist: David Bowie
    Real Lyric: know my suffragette city

    The story:

    Actually, it was my sister who made this embarrassing mistake.
    One day we were riding in the car and she heard the song on
    the radio and made a face and said 'That's just disgusting!' I
    thought she was referring to the 'Wham, bam, thank you ma'am'
    line, but she said no, it was the other thing. I said 'What do you
    mean? What's the other thing?' She looked at me like I was a
    complete ignoramus. Then when the line came up, she pointed
    at the radio and said 'There! Right there! That's so rude!'
    Confused, I said 'Suffargette City? What's rude about that?' Her
    face went a little red, and I had a bit of a time getting it out of
    her, but once I knew she thought he was saying 'suck on your
    tittie', I burst out laughing, and to this day, I seldom miss a
    chance to embarrass her with this story.

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