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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Gonna dress you up as my dog
    Here Rover, here Rover
    Gonna dress you up as my dog
    Here Rover, my doggy

    Artist: Madonna
    Song: Dress You Up
    Real Lyric: Dress you up in my loveall over all overGonna dress you up in my loveAll over your body

    The story:

    I heard it through my bedroom wall my sister was playing it in her room. I burst into her room to find out what the heck she was listening to.

    Immediately I realized my mistake.

    I still laugh at this over twenty years later. Although Madonna is kinky enough to have written my misheard version.

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