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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Going to the Jack-O-Lantern. Gonna get married.
    Going to the jackal of love.

    Artist: Dixie Cups
    Real Lyric: Going to the chapel and we're gonna get married...Going to the chapel of love.

    The story:

    It was the first song I ever learned enough of to sing along with on the radio. I was about six or seven at the time, and when my parents heard me singing they asked me to repeat myself. I finally gave in and sang it for them, only to have them spend the next ten minutes laughing at me. -_-;
    It all made some sort of sense though at the time. I imagined a huge carved-out pumpkin, like the one Cinderella rode in to the palace only MUCH bigger, and I just figured the jackal of love was a sweet doggy they kept outside for kids to play with. *shrugs*

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