Goddess Mother Nature
She's a simple woman too
She took Father Heaven
And she did what she had to do

The story:

I have been singing along to this song in my own words for years, until I heard Geri H. sing it: she articulates a little better than the Weather Girls. No one ever caught me singing it! So I guess a) Geri changed the song or b) others have been mishearing it too. You have to admit: it makes a lot of sense!