Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 121,099 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    God used me as a hemmoroid

    Artist: Tom Waits
    Real Lyric: God used me as a hammer, boys

    The story:

    I was starting to think I might have misheard it, when I was imagining in my head how God would use his hemmoroids.

    Thats when I knew something wasn't quite all that right with the lyric ...

    I'm glad I never sang that lyric out loud

    Vote Now:

    Misheard is:

    My Thoughts:


    Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!