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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    God shave my heart

    Artist: Ray Charles
    Real Lyric: Unchain my heart

    The story:

    I never could understand ANYTHING Ray Charles said, and I knew I had to be wrong - the heart isn't hairy, is it? I finally settled upon I'd shave my heart" or "Un-Jane my heart" (thought it was about a really bitter breakup with a girl named Jane). FinallyI bought the LP and listened to it numerous times at 16 R.P.M. to try to discern what was being said. I never sang it the incorrect way I just still think of the lyrics as I mistook them.

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