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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    God outa town on a boat from a southern islands,

    Sail any reach before a followin' sea.

    She was makin' for the trades on the outside and the downhill run to Poppacay pay,

    Off the wind over this hedding-line over my pay suds, you got eighty feet o

    Real Lyric: Got out of town on a boat, going to Southern islands,Sailing a reach before a following sea.She was making for the trades on the outside, and the downhill run to Papeete,Off the wind on this heading lie the Marquesas, we got eighty feet of the waterline, nicely making way.

    The story:

    Liked the song since it was on the top 40 when I was in my mid-twenties.

    Finally heard the lyrics right after installing better tweeters in my stereo to compensate for middle-aged hearing.

    I feel that Crosby, Stills & Nash were at least partly to blame for the garbled sound; they were probably as drunk as I was when they made this album.

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