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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    God is an american

    Artist: David Bowie
    Real Lyric: Johnny's an american

    The story:

    I thought "he can't be singing that" and I looked it up

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    The song closes with Bowie singing GOD IS A AMERICAN!!!!!!!

    Kitten6981 Apr 11, 2014 9:52 am

    Um, actually, he DOES say "God is an American". He says it around twenty times at the end of the song. But throughout the song, such as in the chorus, it's "Johnny's an American".

    new_killer_star Jan 01, 2010 9:09 am

    OMG I thought it was the REAL lyrics.. And I'm a huge Bowie fan. Embarrassment galore.

    served_raw Feb 16, 2009 5:24 pm