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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Go! Go! Parking Goal!
    One time parking by the door
    Clearer track, its all aboard
    Light the lamb, throw ahead,
    Parking quail'll never quit
    The Bomb is full, our teams a tie
    So put 'em up boys, knock 'em down,
    Drop the parking's tim

    Song: Time To Go
    Real Lyric: Go! Go! Black and gold! Old-time hockey, bar the door Clear the track it's all-out war Light the lamp, throw a hit Black and gold never quit The barn is full, our team's in town So put 'em up boys, knock 'em out (knock 'em down)Drop the puck, it's time to go (time to go)Bust outta work, it's quarter-past five Time to round up the gang and take the Red to the Orange line Head for the street and the Causeway crowd You can feel it in the air, when the team's in town [Chorus]Rancourt's ready, it's time to take to the ice So tie down the jersey 'cause it could get ugly tonight Top corner, five hole, off the post and in On a quest for the cup, and we're ready to win [Chorus]Go! Go! Black and gold!

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    It wasn't really embarrassing, but I really thought everyone had it wrong that I asked because some of those lines sound excactly like what I've written to me...

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