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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Give your face a slap

    Artist: Devo
    Song: Whip It
    Real Lyric: Give the past a slip



    The story:

    I have just discovered how stupid I really am. Checking to see who could possibly have got the words wrong to any Devo song (beign such a fan in the eighties). Oh how I blushed jsut now. Anyway, I have now washed the egg off my face, adn am considering getting in touch with the band to see if htey are sure they were singing it right, as I think my version fits the song better - whipping and slapping surely go together, don't they? And how do you give the past a slip anyway? Slips are underskirts aren't they?

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