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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Give you hope and be your only golf swing

    Artist: Sam and Dave
    Song: Soul Man
    Real Lyric: Give you hope and be your only boyfriend

    The story:

    At the top is another misheard lyric from the same
    song, "Soul Man", where I got "I was so vain". I
    eventually figured out the original on my own, but
    it can sound like the above. Imagine if you can get
    a hole in one on every hole in a single golf
    tournament! You'd have a larger-than life score
    under par, and not even Tiger Woods accomplished
    that, and he almost certainly never will. But he's
    only human, and who knows about what has happened
    in this great big universe...

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