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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Give me your hot, naked rear, or else forget about it.

    Artist: Santana
    Song: Smooth
    Real Lyric: Give me your heart and make it real, or else forget about it



    The story:

    My sister, Heidi, have had numerous disagreements about mondelgreens -- mot often committed by me. But all her victories were erased a couple of summers ago when the song "Smooth" came on the radio. We were staying with some friends and one of us started singing the song. A sheepish look spread over Heidi's face as she heard the correct version, and she foolishly blurted out what she thought the words were. After the initial torrent of laughter began to subside, she threw gas on the fire by telling us she had been wondering how a song that explicit ever made it on the radio. More laughing ensued.

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