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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    give me fuel, give me fire,
    give me double genocide.

    Artist: Metallica
    Song: Fuel
    Real Lyric: give me fuel, give me fire,give me that which I desire.



    The story:

    Driving in the car with my brother, after reciting my rendition, he asked "what did you just say?" ALSO, driving with a friend, reciting the same rendition, he wanted to bet me I had it wrong. I totally believed my version was correct. I mean, it's Metallica (I love Metallica). They're bad. And what cound be badder than genocide? Why, double genocide of course!
    I couple of weeks later when I was alone I finally admitted to myself that I was a goof and had it wrong.

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