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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Give me an angel
    On the road that I must travel

    Artist: Mr. Mister
    Song: Kyrie
    Real Lyric: Kyrie eleisonDown the road that I must travel

    The story:

    My girlfriend's mom was visiting us, and "Kyrie" started playing.
    I say, "Oh, this song always reminds me of one of my students, Angel Lin."
    Her mom: "Why?"
    Me: "You know, 'Give me an angel on the road that I must travel...'"
    Her mom (who, incidentally, is a member of a choir): *stunned silence*
    Then she corrected me.

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