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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Give me/ All the pills/ And joints in your life

    Artist: Muse
    Song: Bliss
    Real Lyric: Give me/ All the peace/ And joy in your mind

    The story:

    I was at a Muse concert, screaming at the top of my lungs. I noticed my friend throwing me these looks when I was singing along to "Bliss." Luckily, it was too loud for anyone but my friend to hear that I was screaming about drugs while everyone else was singing about peace and joy.

    ...she was "kind" enough not to say anything until AFTER the show.

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