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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Gilda, Gilda.

    Artist: Frankie Smith
    Real Lyric: My gizzirl!

    The story:

    Back in 1981, I was heavily interested in the
    original "Saturday Night Live." I really thought
    the artist was referring to the late Gilda Radner,
    who would be 65 today if she were still with us.
    Then I read that Frankie Smith would insert "iz"
    before each vowel in the middle of the song, so
    "My Girl" would be "My gizzirl." Likewise, the
    song "She's a Bad Mamma Jamma" by Carl Carlton,
    had the lyrics, "She's built, she's stacked," and
    I thought it sounded like, "She's chased. She'd
    Chevy Chase her. Now the girls would tell her."
    With the old SNL cast, why not sing about them?

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