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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Getting carts of lettuce from people I don't even know

    Artist: Glen Campbell
    Real Lyric: Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know

    The story:

    When I misheard the lyric I was around 13 years old...I can only remember hearing the song later in my teens and actually understanding the lyrics for the first time, wondering, "What in the world was I thinking?? Who would ever send someone they don't know 'carts of lettuce'??" The scary thing is that I later went on to become a songwriter and lyricist!

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