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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Get that goofy imbecile, Manuel.

    Artist: The Baja Men
    Real Lyric: Get back, Gruffy, back, ScruffyGet back you flea infested mongrel



    The story:

    My son is three and discovered this song which
    I've tried to avoid since now. I asked my husband
    one day why there'd be a dog named "Manuel." He
    asked me to explain... 'Well, there's Scruffy,
    there's Gruffy, and then there's Manuel.' "What
    are you talking about?" he asked... 'Well,' I
    explained, 'They say "Get that goofy imbecile,
    Manuel."'

    After hearing what the lyrics *really* were, I
    still can't hear it any other way than "get that
    goofy imbecile, Manuel."

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