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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Get off your tush and let's get down to it

    Artist: Pat Benatar
    Real Lyric: Put up your dukes and let's get down to it



    The story:

    I was at that oh-so-awkward age of 11 and among a group of twenty-somethings. One of them had an adorable little three-year-old daughter. Rachel was performing various songs for the group, entertaining them with her charm. When she started singing this song, I guess my jealously overcame me and I felt the need to correct this little naive child. "Rachel, Rachel," I said, right in the middle of her performance. "It's not 'put up your dukes, it's 'get off your tush and let's get down to it'. All eyes were on me, and let's just say they weren't looking at me with the adoration I so craved. After their disgust wore off, they erupted in laughter that I can still hear to this day--24 years later.

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