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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Get it up ye, Get it up ye

    Artist: Proclaimers
    Song: 500 Miles
    Real Lyric: Da da da da, da da da da

    The story:

    My son was about 18 when he came out with that and it took me some time to stop laughing. We love that song and he'd heard it hundreds of times. I just loved the idea that he would walk a thousand miles to say "get it up ye"!

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