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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Get a raccoon to sing my eulogy!

    Artist: Tragically Hip
    Real Lyric: Get Ry Cooder to sing my eulogy.

    The story:

    It was actually my friend, Mark Mactavish who mis-sung it, but since he's computer illiterate, I'll type it in for him. We were driving in the car at lunch to get a coffee. Tragically Hip comes on; "At the Hundredth Meridian". We got it blasted in the drive thru and it got to the "Get Ry Cooder to sing my eulogy," part, and he just yells "Get a raccoon to sing my eulogy!" He's like what, what are you laughing at?

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