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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Gary Is My Gaywad Son...

    Artist: Kansas
    Real Lyric: Carry On My Waydward Son...

    The story:

    I am the lead singer for a Kansas cover band,
    called "Topeka. I had been singing these wrong
    lyrics for years until someone pointed out that
    I was way off! It finally made sense why the
    crowds booed so much and threw things at us. I
    had always thought the song was about a father
    coming to terms with the fact that his son Gary
    was a homosexual. It always did seem like an
    odd subject to me for a rock song... Now that I
    know the correct lyrics, the crowds don't boo
    as much anymore :)

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