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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Fruit juicy tonight

    Artist: Cycle V
    Real Lyric: Seduce me tonight

    The story:

    As an 80's kid, my dad subjected me to many hours of the Flashdance soundtrack, and I loved singing along. I remember singing this at the top of my lungs (I was about 5) and my dad turning to my mom and saying, "Should we tell her what he's really saying?" to which my mom emphatically replied, "NO!" Knowing that must mean the lyrics were really awesome, I took it upon myself to find out what they actually were. Being a kid with no clue what "Seduce Me Tonight" meant, I was pretty disappointed.

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