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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    From the early, early morning to the early, early night
    Whee! Miss Molly's rockin' with a mouse and a knife.

    Real Lyric: From the early, early morning to the early, early nightSee Miss Molly rockin' in the house of blue light

    The story:

    I was at a karaoke party, and I was trying to show off by singing this song while turned around, so I couldn't see the lyrics on the screen, because I THOUGHT I knew all the words, and I sang "with a mouse and a knife!" and all my friends laughed at me. They never let me live it down!

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