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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Friggin' friggin' friggin' friggin' friggin' till
    we drop.
    Potty potty potty potty potty 'round the clock.

    Artist: Vigiland
    Song: Shots & Squats
    Real Lyric: Drinkin' drinkin' drinkin' drinkin' drinkin' till we drop.Party party party party party 'round the clock.

    The story:

    EYour friends would like to have sex or frig till
    they get tired and go to the bathroom and potty
    all day long instead of drink some cups and have
    fun.

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    Submitted by

    ignacioiporre

    Submitted on

    8/4/2016 11:34 pm

    Age it happened

    16

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No

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