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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    For there's a God, and there's a sad old heartbreak

    Artist: Tom Jones
    Real Lyric: For there's a guard, and there's a sad old padre

    The story:

    For 54 years I believed that my lyrics were
    correct. I have always liked the song. I wanted to
    learn it to play it, and was surprised when several
    different sources (and Wikipedia) all said I was

    Which means over the last 47 years when I've been
    singing along to the song I was singing the
    incorrect lyrics. And nobody ever said anything
    about it (at least not to my face).

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