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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    For he's a jolly good fellow that nobody can divide

    Artist: Traditional
    Real Lyric: For he's a jolly good fellow that nobody can deny

    The story:

    Can't remember the moment. But it makes perfect sense to me. Let's say the guy goes to a bar, and he's under 21. He's going to get denied, no matter how jolly or good he is. But it's doubtful even the meanest bouncer would divide him - is someone going to, like, give him conflicting views on a sensitive issue? I still think it's easier to deny someone than to divide someone.

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    LOL funny stuff..!

    KhmerKid Mar 04, 2009 11:27 am