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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    for he who gets hurt will be healed in a stall

    Artist: Bob Dylan
    Real Lyric: for he who gets hurt will be he who has stalled

    The story:

    I used to be in a garage band in the 60s and we performed this song, I sang the lyrics as I thought I heard them. I always thought it was meant as a dig against socialized medicine.

    I did not hear the difference untill quite recently and checked the lyrics online. Now I wonder how many people who heard me sing it wrong ever realized it, or what a dufus they must have thought I was for getting them so wrong.

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