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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    For forty days and for forty nights
    The law was on her side
    But who can stand when she's in demand
    Her squeezing glands

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Song: Billie Jean
    Real Lyric: For forty days and forty nightsThe law was on her sideBut who can stand when she's in demandHer schemes and plans

    The story:

    I can't recall the time I thought the translation involved glandular handling, as I was a big MJ fan in the 80's when I was 8 or so, but I know that I had to Google the lyrics in adulthood to verify.

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