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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    For forty days and for forty nights,
    I was on the cider

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Song: Billie Jean
    Real Lyric: For forty days and for forty nights,Law was on my side

    The story:

    Whilst at a works Xmas party the DJ was playing several 80's tracks and I was preaching the "Dangers of Alcohol" (after already downing several glasses of the cold, amber Elixir of life) and used this song as an example of what can happen after going on a drinking binge. The actual lyrics were then brought to my attention, so I did the the honourable thing and claimed that I was only kidding around and I knew that all along.

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