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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Follow your dues...

    Artist: David Bowie
    Real Lyric: All the young dudes...

    The story:

    Ever since I first heard this song, I thought they were singing "Follow your dues"- so one night, I was hanging out with a group of people, drinking, enjoying music and this song came on. Everyone was having a good time and singing along, and I was really getting into it- my boyfriend started to laugh, turned down the music and all you could hear was me saying, "Follow your dues"- he said, "follow your dues, it's all the young dudes! Who the hell do ya think they're telling to spread the news?"
    I don't know if you think this is that funny, but I was quite embarrassed! And I don't think I've been the same since!

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