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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Flying dentures in the air."

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Song: Thriller
    Real Lyric: "The foulest stenches in the air."

    The story:

    I was only 5 when Thriller was released so you can see how I was easily confused. MJ was my favorite at the time so I would run around the house singing his songs. I would sing every part of the song, even Vincent Price's creepy quotes. My mom would write down all the funny mistakes I made with the lyrics and we periodically read over them for a laugh.

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    The teeth! Flying everywhere!

    Chunkboi Dec 14, 2014 2:00 pm