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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Fly, like, into the future
    I wanna feel the babies
    I can't get enough to eat
    I want to shoot the children
    No shoes on their feet
    Now, how's the people?

    Artist: Seal
    Real Lyric: Fly right into the futureI wanna feed the babiesWho can't get enough to eatI wanna shoe the childrenNew shoes on their feetI wanna house the people

    The story:

    I probably heard this song when I couldn't really speak english and memorized the sounds, afterwards transforming them into words.
    I realized how wrong I've been while using the LeosLyrics winamp plugin...

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