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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Five years later there's a woman
    Workin' on the water heater
    Dog's barkin', phone's ringin'
    One kid's cryin', one kid's screamin'
    And she keeps apologizin'
    But she says they don't bother me
    I've got two babies of my own

    Artist: Trace Adkins
    Real Lyric: Five years later there's a plumberWorkin' on the water heaterDog's barkin', phone's ringin'One kid's cryin' one kid's screamin'And she keeps apologizin'He says, they don't bother meI've got two babies of my ownOne's thirty-six, one's twenty-three



    The story:

    I was singing it in the car and my husband insisted the lyrics were "plumber" and "he" and I kept saying he had to be wrong because "plumber" and "woman" don't sound even remotely alike. He said "I agree!"
    Now I feel a bit dumb.

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