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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Fishin' motor runnin'...buy all your guns at once, now

    Artist: Steppenwolf
    Real Lyric: Get your motor runnin'...fire all your guns at once, now.



    The story:

    Boats have motors, too! That's the explanation for the first part. The second part really does sound like, "buy all your guns at once, now." Why didn't those oldies people sing more clearly?

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