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    First Born Unicorn,
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    Real Lyric: First Born Unicorn,Hard core, soft porn



    The story:

    Some co-workers and I were listening to this song and I said that I never really listened closely to the words and that I was pretty sure I was mis-hearing the words. I told them what I thought the lyrics were and we all laughed. They told me the correct lyrics for the second line but no one knew what the first line was. Imagine my surprise to find out that "First born unicorn" are the real words.

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