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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Feelin' like a ham & mustard shake...

    Real Lyric: Feelin' like a hand in rusted shame...



    The story:

    So there I was at McDonalds & said to the counter guy (because I thought I was funny) that I was "feelin' like a ham & mustard shake" like in the Stone Temple Pilots song. But the joke was on me when the 16 year-old explained what an idiot I was.

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