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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Fattenin' Rosie, you're a pork-bellied woman.
    You make me feel like a guitarm'n.

    Artist: Neil Diamond
    Real Lyric: Cracklin' Rosie, you're a store-bought woman.You make me sing like a guitar hummin'.

    The story:

    I can't remember the exact moment (although it was a looooooong time ago), but I found out that the title of the song was Cracklin' Rose, realized that's what Mr. Diamond was actually singing there (not "Fattenin' Rosie"), and just figured the rest of my version was wrong, as well.

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