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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Father Deerhens, I commend my spirit.

    Song: Chop Suey
    Real Lyric: Father into your hands, I commend my spirit.



    The story:

    Well I had just made a CD for my girlfriend with the song on it and we were listening to it in the car when I commented to her how I thought "Father Deerhens" was a real jerk. She just sort of looked at me as if I was crazy and then burst out laughing when she realized what I meant. I still hold that he says Father Deerhens, but the jacket says otherwise...

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