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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    F#@k the taskforce, f#@k the taskforce

    Artist: Clash
    Real Lyric: Rock the casbah, rock the casbah

    The story:

    For years I sang "F#@k the taskforce" to my car radio, certain
    there had been a major oversight by the censors. I felt smart and
    good to be the only person who had it figured out. Then one day
    I found myself working in New York City in a horrible office
    above a coffee shop called The Casbah, and suddenly, sadly, it
    all made sense.

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