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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Excuse me while I piss the sky
    Whatever it is that fell, put a smell on me

    Artist: Jimi Hendrix
    Song: Purple Haze
    Real Lyric: Excuse me while I kiss the skyANDWhatever it is that girl, put a spell on me

    The story:

    This is not a joke. A bunch of my friends and I really thought these were the lyrics. We were about 13 years old. We thought this was really what he was saying. We also thought it was hilarious (we were 13!).
    We found out the correct lyrics soon after, but I never forgot it. Because we were 13, we were not embarrased, it was more like dissapointment.

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